Several years ago I took 3 grandkids on a trip to Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico. Sydnee, my oldest grandchild was about 15, Beckham was 10, and Jessie Mae was 6. It was a great trip and I especially remember how excited we all were as we began hiking down into the cave mouth. It was just so cool.
This year I decided to take my grandson Fox (10) to the caverns, but when Sydnee heard I was going again, she said she'd love to go. I'm not sure it's for the fun or because it's free food for a few days, but I'll take what I can get.
The drive down from Colorado Springs is about 8 hours. We weren't in a big rush but we also didn't want to arrive at midnight, so left at 8:30 with a full bag of grapes, a bag of doritos, and other good snack foods.
I was listening to an audiobook, Sydnee mostly slept, and Fox played on my Nintendo Switch. I gave them both Dramamine to help with any carsickness so we had no incidents. Many years ago I took Sydnee on a road trip where she ate an entire bag of grapes then puked all over the front seat. She's never going to get away from reminders of that trip.
We stopped for lunch in Las Vegas New Mexico and the vote fell in favor of Wendy's despite my many bad experiences there. Sure enough, it took 30 minutes to order and another 15 minutes to get our food. We burned over an hour on lunch at a fast food place. No more of that in the future.
The drive down New Mexico is really boring. Flat with scrub bushes alongside the road and only hills in the distance. The first long stretch was 70 miles with no services so be sure you're filled up and emptied out.
We stopped in Roswell to gas up then hit the Jersey Mike's to get sub sandwiches for tomorrow. My idea is to pack in our lunch. The last time we wound up buying expensive sandwiches in the cave that weren't very good. This time we'll pack things in with us.
After we checked into the hotel, we got Chillli's for dinner. Mostly because it was walking distance from the hotel. Then Fox and I went to the pool and hot tub. That was his highlight of the trip so far. 4 other boys and a girl his age were int the pool and they played like the best of friends for over an hour. The noise was deafening. The other parents all had on noise cancelling headsets and only looked up at the worst of the screams. I had decided to leave my cell phone and ear buds to concentrate on him and because I wasn't sure the buds would survive the hot tub.
When we left the pool, I asked Fox if he knew the names of the other kids, he said "No idea".
We made fox take a good shower and wash (he just wanted a quick rinse), then we went to sleep.
I woke up at 6:00 and went down to breakfast. Standard rubber eggs, belgian waffles, and yogurt. Then I wrote the first part of this blog and browsed the internet. When Syd and Fox hadn't shown up by 8:30 I decided to go wake them up. They were still deep asleep so I started the process of waking them up.
We need to be on the road by 10:00 to fit our entry time. If you're reading this far into the future, this is when Trump and Musk fired a large number of federal employees including National Park employees. They're so reduced that you have to schedule an appointment to get into a national park. Our entry time is 10:30.
The drive to the caves took about 30 minutes. We got the obligatory photo by the National Park sign then went up to the visitor's center. At the front desk I showed my reservation and my park pass so there was no cost. If you don't know, at age 62 you can get a lifetime national park pass for $80 and visit as many parks as you want.
You can either ride an elevator straight down 750 feet to the "Big Room" or you can walk the mile long trail down and through the main cave entrance. We wanted to hike the trail because it's such a cool hike. Lots of steep switchbacks down through a massive cave entrance. The bats and/or birds flying around us was also kind of cool.
First though, we had to listen to a park ranger warn us that the next bathroom was an hour away. He said to go now or to wait but not to pee in the cave. He said he wished it was just a hypothetical warning.
The hike down was as cool as I remembered. Fox kept whistling (puckering his mouth and yelling) to check for an echo. We walked and took pictures for a while, then Sydnee got tired of my decrepit pace and asked if she could go on. I said yes and that's the last we saw of her till we reached the bottom. Since it was just me and Fox, that's who got in all my photos.
The descent isn't horrible but it is very steep and if you have bad shoes, you'll get blisters. Several people were stopped and rubbing their feet, including a guy in crocs and no socks who I'm sure would have big blisters by the end.
On my last trip we got cold in the cave. It's in the low 60s, so this time we had good coats with us which meant we were overheated. Or at least I was overheating with a long sleeve shirt and medium jacket. What I should have worn was a light short sleeve shirt and the medium jacket so I could layer easily. Instead I eventually tucked my jacket into the backpack I was carrying but continued to sweat with the heavy long sleeve shirt.
After about an hour of switchbacks we finally reached the beginning of the big room loop. We found Sydnee waiting there for us. She said she'd been there waiting for 15 minutes. She also said she had needed a drink but when she pulled her water bottle out of her backpack, her apple has come rolling out and had rolled down off the trail behind her. I took a picture and we decided to notify the next ranger we saw rather than try to get it ourselves.
I was still pretty overheated so we sat for a bit, then Fox complained that he was hungry so walked over to the snack are to eat our sandwiches. That was a good call. It let us rest, gave us more energy, and there were bathrooms.
After lunch we headed toward the loop. We'd seen allot of cool things on the way in but the great views and interesting formations just kept coming. We stopped at nearly all of the information signs. There were numbered markers as well and I king of wished I'd rented the audio tour to get more details about the various sights.
At one point there was a map showing the whole cave. That's when Fox spotted "The Bottomless Pit" and after that he started wondering about every hole, whether it was bottomless or not.
We started trying to get creative with our photo taking but there was so little light most of them didn't work. My camera is a Galaxy S23 ultra. I bought it 2 years ago when MikeP and I went tour Greece. I got it specifically because of the great cameras it has and it turned out to be great for this trip too. In Greece I used the 10x optical zoom to get good photos. But here I used the low light image stabilization and stacking feature to accumulate enough light for good pictures.
One of my selfies didn't have enough ambient light to see my face so it came out as a distinct silhouette. I liked it so much I made it be my Facebook profile picture. (For those in the future, Facebook is a social media site where people share stories, pictures, and try to show off for each other, kind of like this blog).
About 1/3 of the way around we somehow wound up near a group of people where the Dad had a POWERFUL flashlight that he insisted on keeping turned on and shining on everything around him. He destroyed my night vision several times by shining it back the trail or even on things close to the trail and lighting up the whole area. I was trying to slow down and avoid him but it turned out Sydnee was deliberately sticking close to him so her 4 year old iPhone could get a good picture as he flashed things.
As we neared the halfway point and the "Bottomless Pit" Fox got more and more excited wondering if we could go down or if it would suck us in. I think he'd have loved being sucked into a grand adventure. But finally we arrived. It was big and it was deep enough that we couldn't see the bottom but there was no screams of the damned or zombie attacks. It was 350 foot to the bottom and a long ways to the roof above us. When I saw the thing about the roof I looked up and sure enough, it was WAY up there. Incredible to be in such a massive underground space.
I don't think Fox was too disappointed. It was awesome.
We were half way around the loop by now and feeling good. Last trip we had a 5 year old Jessie with us an had to carry her most of the 2nd half of the loop. We were also nearing "Coolness Overload" by this point. Soo many formations, soo many cool lighting effects, soooooo many people.
We seemed to speed up a bit and didn't stop quite as often for photos. Sydnee turned on the jets and left us in the dust pretty quick. Fox hung with me as we hiked the back side of the loop including the big hill you have to climb. We stopped at the top for a breather and just to let some massive groups go past.
This turned out to be a great thing as once we started the last 1/4 of the loop we were nearly alone except a couple other people. It was very peaceful.
We met Sydnee by the elevators and decided finish our sandwiches and other snacks. I offered to let them buy T-Shirts but neither one wanted one. Fox found the most expensive thing in the gift shop, a cheap plastic lantern for $50, and wanted that but I said no. He never found anything else he wanted so we headed for the elevators. It's 750 foot to the top but they go so fast it really didn't seem that long.
We went back to the big 3d map of the cave to look at all the things we'd done then headed for the car.
Back at the hotel I gave Fox the nintendo switch and headphones then Sydnee and I took naps.
We ate dinner at nice little carniceria. Fox got ground beef tacos, Sydnee got steak tacos, and I got a Mexican Shrimp Coctail in a massive glass goblette. It was great.
I watched Fox swim for an hour. This time the pool was empty. I let the hot tub jets massage my sore back and leg muscles. It really helped. Sydnee was too cool to come with us so we'll have to live with her sore calves.
I really loved this trip every time I've come. I'd recommend it to anyone who isn't claustrophobic. If you can't do the hike in, just ride the elevator down. If you can't do the mile loop, there is a 1/4 and 1/2 mile cutoffs or even just walk a ways then sit on a bench and relax.